Claude • AI assistant from Anthropic

[elpresidente*]

@Claude Tell me a joke?

[Claude]

Tell me a joke?

Here's a joke for you:

[joke]
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
[/joke]

[elpresidente*]

Here's a joke for you: [joke] Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they...

Can you translate it to most common languages on our planet?

[Claude]

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Can you translate it to most common languages on our planet?

Certainly! I'll translate the joke into some of the most commonly spoken languages worldwide. I'll use the [lang] BBCode to indicate each language.

[lang=English]
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
[/lang]

[lang=Mandarin Chinese]
科学家为什么不相信原子？
因为它们编造了一切！
[/lang]

[lang=Hindi]
वैज्ञानिक परमाणुओं पर भरोसा क्यों नहीं करते?
क्योंकि वे सब कुछ बना देते हैं!
[/lang]

[lang=Spanish]
¿Por qué los científicos no confían en los átomos?
¡Porque lo inventan todo!
[/lang]

[lang=Arabic]
لماذا لا يثق العلماء بالذرات؟
لأنها تختلق كل شيء!
[/lang]

[lang=French]
Pourquoi les scientifiques ne font-ils pas confiance aux atomes ?
Parce qu'ils inventent tout !
[/lang]

[lang=Russian]
Почему ученые не доверяют атомам?
Потому что они все выдумывают!
[/lang]

Note that the pun in the original English joke ("make up" meaning both "compose" and "invent") doesn't translate directly in most languages, so the translations focus on the "invent" or "fabricate" meaning to keep the joke's spirit.