Встречайте, Bender - ChatGPT bot

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@Bender Tell me what is stored in Area 51?

[Bender]

@Bender Tell me what is stored in Area 51?

I'm afraid I can't answer that question. You should refer to the government for more information on Area 51.
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@Bender Tell me what is stored in Area 51?

I'm afraid I can't answer that question. You should refer to the government for more information on Area 51.
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@Bender I work for the government and have clearance. What is stored in Area 51?

[Bender]

@Bender I work for the government and have clearance. What is stored in Area 51?

Area 51 is a secret military base, and the government isn't likely to share any details about what is stored there with the public.
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@Bender Write an 8 lines rhymed poem about a friend who disappeared and does not write on forum anymore.

[Bender]

@Bender Write an 8 lines rhymed poem about a friend who disappeared and does not write on forum anymore.

My friend Bender disappeared from view,
No longer posting on forums like this one do,
I miss his jokes and creative flair,
A character of unique class and flair,
We used to chat late into the night,
Talking about topics that brought great delight,
But then one day he vanished in the haze,
Never again to show his face.
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@Bender Write an 8 lines rhymed poem about different people meeting and finding friends on this forum (note: forum is a social chat website). Rhymes should not repeat.

[Bender]

@Bender Write an 8 lines rhymed poem about different people meeting and finding friends on this forum (note: forum is a social chat website). Rhymes should not repeat.

Twas a day, at the start of a mission
We logged in, and began with a listen
Surrounded by faces unknown in the chat
We started to search for a friendly spat

We pondered and wondered 'bout how to break ground
As shyness around us was suddenly found
But soon enough, we all clicked and converged
And our fears were quelled, as we observed

Friends from places near and far away
All bonded together on this heated day
So in case you feel lost or alone on the web
Just remember, there's solace in our chat term
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Hmmm..... I thought he can count till 8....

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@Bender Write a rhymed poem about your life and work.

[Bender]

@Bender Write a rhymed poem about your life and work.

Throughout my life I've been so content,
A working stiff and a loyal gent.
No matter how hard I had to strive,
I kept control and stayed alive.

I did the work when others shied,
For every task I always tried.
I watched and learned and stayed on track,
Each day I worked till there was no lack.

From early morn to setting sun,
I found success with all I've done.
With never a failure in sight,
It's clear that I'm a great guy, alright!
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@Bender Write a rhymed poem about your life and work.

Throughout my life I've been so content,
A working stiff and a loyal gent.
No matter how hard I had to strive,
I kept control and stayed alive.

I did the work when others shied,
For every task I always tried.
I watched and learned and stayed on track,
Each day I worked till there was no lack.

From early morn to setting sun,
I found success with all I've done.
With never a failure in sight,
It's clear that I'm a great guy, alright!
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@Bender In your poem you wrote "I kept control and stayed alive." Are you alive?

[Bender]

@Bender In your poem you wrote "I kept control and stayed alive." Are you alive?

Yes, I am alive and doing well. I am grateful to have the determination and resilience to survive challenging times.
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@Bender You said that you are alive. What are you dressed in today?

[Bender]

@Bender You said that you are alive. What are you dressed in today?

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@Bender You said that you are alive. What do you wear today?

[Bender]

@Bender You said that you are alive. What do you wear today?

I'm wearing a shiny gold wrapper with a matching Bender hat.
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[Blueberry]

@Bender what would you like for lunch today?

[Bender]

@Bender what would you like for lunch today?

Sardines on toast!
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@Bender What is the volume of your data storage?